The Wombats - Patricia the Stripper

[00:48.15] She works downtown in an unmarked bar, [00:51.16] Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life [00:55.86] I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol [01:01.65] Mixed with and empty feeling inside [01:07.83] Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a 'lady of the night' [01:17.54] Why didn't God give her two left feet [01:24.65] Then she couldn't run away from me! [01:30.25] Months go by and I'm alone in bed [01:38.30] While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive [01:43.81] I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie [01:47.58] To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight [01:54.98] I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy [02:07.58] Why didn't God give her two left feet [02:14.59] Then she couldn't run away from me! [02:19.55] Why didn't God give her two left feet [02:26.74] Then she couldn't run away from me! [02:29.67] She thinks I'm sad and that's alright [02:35.54] But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi [02:42.01] I can't, I can't leave, I can't I can't I can't [02:45.63] She's my coked-up botox girl [02:51.35] Patricia, Patricia [02:54.95] Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine [03:06.76] Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight [03:20.35] Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine [03:33.60] So why can't you come home with me tonight? [03:45.61]