Alanis Morissette - Ironic (2015 Remaster)

[00:11.27] An old man turned ninety-eight [00:17.50] He won the lottery and died the next day [00:22.78] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:28.41] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:33.99] And isn't it ironic... don't you think [00:38.96] It's like rain on your wedding day [00:44.34] It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:49.79] It's the good advice that you just didn't take [00:55.90] Who would've thought... it figures [01:01.84] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:06.51] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye [01:12.26] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight [01:18.59] And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:21.27] "Well isn't this nice..." [01:23.59] And isn't it ironic... don't you think [01:28.75] It's like rain on your wedding day [01:34.91] It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:40.22] It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:46.69] Who would've thought... it figures [01:52.42] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [01:55.52] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right [02:03.30] And life has a funny way of helping you out when [02:06.93] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up [02:10.75] In your face [02:15.00] A traffic jam when you're already late [02:20.03] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:26.13] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:31.75] It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:34.43] And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:38.87] And isn't it ironic... don't you think [02:43.51] A little too ironic... and, yeah, I really do think... [02:49.60] It's like rain on your wedding day [02:55.16] It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:00.78] It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:07.20] Who would've thought... it figures [03:18.25] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:24.25] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out [03:31.65] Helping you out [03:36.94]