Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Benny the Bouncer (2014 Remastered Version)

[00:02.73] Benny was the bouncer at the Palais de Dance [00:05.52] He'd slash your granny's face up given half a chance. [00:09.27] He'd sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid [00:14.89] He thought he was the meanest- [00:16.70] Until he met with Savage Sid. [00:21.31] Now Sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots [00:25.02] He poured a pint of Guinness over Benny's boots [00:27.82] Benny looked at Sidney: [00:29.70] Sidney stared right back in his eye. [00:34.39] Sidney chose a switchblade [00:36.26] And Benny got a cold meat pie. [00:40.86] Oh! what a terrible sight, [00:47.34] Much to the people's delight. [00:52.01] One hell of a fight. [01:31.87] Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it ... in Benny's head. [01:38.31] The people gasped as he bled: [01:42.92] The end of a Ted? [01:43.94] Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the Palais in bits. [01:47.64] They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit. [01:50.41] But some of him was missing [01:52.25] And part of him arrived too late, [01:56.98] So now he works for Jesus [01:57.83] As the bouncer at St. Peter's Gate. [02:11.86]