Kanye West - School Spirit Skit 1

[00:00.04] Now beat that [00:01.00] And your mother's saying "Go to college" [00:02.68] So you finish college, and it's wonderful [00:05.28] You feel so good [00:06.62] And after all the partying and craziness [00:08.74] And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers [00:12.63] Hey, now you'll get that 25-thousand job a year [00:16.12] And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine [00:19.29] But, it'll be your money [00:20.32] No more borrowing from mom for my high [00:22.93] So now you get your degree tattooed on your back [00:25.37] You're so excited about it [00:27.15] If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, oh my God [00:31.82] You'll come in at a entry-level position [00:33.93] And when you do that [00:35.58] If you kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level [00:39.30] Which is being the secretary's secretary [00:41.81] And boy, is that great [00:43.43] You got to take messages for the secretary [00:45.56] Who never went to college [00:47.36] She's actually the boss's niece [00:49.09] So now you're part of the family [00:51.63] You know what college does for you? [00:53.29] It makes you really smart, man [00:54.78] All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class [00:56.96] Not me, I listened, okay? [00:59.54] I was a hall monitor [01:01.94] This was meant to be [01:03.74] You know how many classes I took? [01:05.08] Extra classes, extra classes [01:06.36] No, I've never had sex [01:07.99] But you know what? [01:09.09] My degree keeps me satisfied [01:12.13] When a lady walks up to me and says [01:13.47] "Hey, you know what's sexy?" [01:14.20] I say, "no, I don't know what it is [01:15.88] But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast" [01:18.48]