Eminem - As The World Turns

[00:11.59] Yes, man! [00:13.82] As the world turns [00:16.39] We all experience things in life [00:18.83] Trials and tribulations, that we all must go through [00:22.48] When someone wants to test us [00:25.05] When someone tries our patience [00:27.43] I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters [00:32.67] Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns [00:35.17] Outsidaz baby, and we suin' the courts [00:37.56] Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source, yo [00:40.06] They never shoulda booted me outta reform school [00:42.56] Deformed fool, taking a shit in a warm pool [00:45.05] Till they threw me out the Ramada Inn [00:46.96] I said it wasn't me, I got a twin [00:48.52] "Oh my God, it's you! Not again!" [00:50.29] It all started when my mother took my bike away [00:52.63] 'Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave [00:55.25] After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers [00:57.64] Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors [01:00.18] Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman [01:02.73] Fuck the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin' [01:04.92] And all the other kids said "Eminem is a thizz head" [01:07.85] "He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is phys-ed" [01:10.30] Maybe true, till I told this bitch in gym class [01:12.78] That she was too fat to swim laps she need a Slim Fast [01:15.17] "Who? Me?" [01:16.42] Yeah, bitch, you so big, you walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig [01:20.03] She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig [01:22.52] Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig [01:25.01] I felt the evilness and started transformin' [01:27.39] It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin' [01:30.51] Grabbed that bitch by her hair, drug her across the ground [01:33.23] And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down [01:35.37] Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop [01:37.65] While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop [01:40.12] As the world turns [01:43.42] These are the days of our lives [01:46.48] These are the things that we must go through, day by day [01:50.49] We drive around in million dollar sports cars [01:52.30] While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards [01:55.33] Outsidaz, and we suing the courts [01:57.66] 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source [01:59.96] Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat [02:02.49] Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at [02:05.42] Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage [02:07.68] It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch [02:10.29] I met a slut and said "What up? It's nice to meet ya" [02:12.96] "I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza" [02:15.14] "But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month" [02:17.83] "But if you would care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt" [02:20.34] "But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers" [02:22.77] "Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist" [02:25.05] "So give me all your money and don't try nothing funny" [02:27.69] "'Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me" [02:30.19] I went to grab my gun, that's when her ass put it on me [02:33.03] With an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry [02:35.26] I fell through the glass doors, started causing a scene [02:38.00] Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine [02:40.57] Jumped up with a broken back [02:42.68] Thank God I was smokin' crack all day and doped up on coke and smack [02:45.71] All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse [02:48.27] Now I wanna kill her [02:49.40] But yo, I gotta catch her first [02:50.45] Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut [02:52.94] Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin' porch up [02:55.25] Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut [02:57.87] Looked around the room that's when I seen her bedroom door shut [03:00.47] I know you're in there bitch, I got my gun cocked [03:02.84] You might as well come out now, she said "Come in, it's unlocked" [03:05.47] I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne [03:07.87] And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn [03:10.18] She said "Come here big boy, let's get acquainted" [03:12.93] I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it [03:15.23] She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her [03:17.88] I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her [03:20.46] I started to beg "No, please let go" [03:22.62] But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll [03:25.17] With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled [03:27.52] I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple [03:30.16] Just tryna buy me some time then I remembered this magic trick [03:32.80] Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh! [03:34.17] Go-go gadget dick! [03:35.63] Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it [03:37.76] It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage [03:40.46] I shouted "Now bitch, let's see who gets the best" [03:42.91] Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death [03:45.59] "Come here, bitch!" [03:47.53] "Come here! Take this mothafuckin' dick, bitch!" [03:49.42] "Come here!" [03:50.47] And as we go along, throughout the days of our lives [03:56.52] We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday [04:03.73] That we must go through [04:05.34] These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere, every day [04:11.83] Every single day the world keeps turning [04:15.79] Keeps turning [04:17.69] Keeps turning [04:20.39] Keeps turning [04:21.86]