Eminem - Rain Man

[00:06.15] Dre (Em) [00:09.50] Yeah, definitely, definitely dope [00:15.92] Definitely, K-Mart [00:20.69] Yeah, yeah [00:24.61] You find me offensive? I find you offensive [00:26.93] For finding me offensive [00:29.30] Hence if I should draw the line any fences [00:31.64] If so to what extent if at [00:33.16] Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive [00:35.80] Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive [00:39.52] They say I cause extensive [00:41.62] Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this, [00:45.76] Far at other people's expenses [00:47.62] I say your all just too goddamn sensitive [00:51.06] It's censorship [00:52.10] And it's down right blasphemous [00:53.70] Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this [00:56.85] And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither [00:59.79] And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either [01:03.50] He used to be like a hero to me [01:06.45] I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator [01:11.55] Right next to Darth Vader [01:13.65] And Darth must have put a hex on him for later [01:16.14] I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that [01:18.95] I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther [01:21.68] I killed Superman, I killed super-man [01:25.24] Man how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy [01:28.02] Kryptonite the green chronic [01:29.97] 'Cause I ain't got no legs! [01:33.22] Or no brain, nice to meet you [01:38.12] Hi, my name is, [01:40.95] I forgot my name! [01:43.46] My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame [01:46.67] My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is, [01:49.69] Rain man [01:51.58] Now in the Bible it says [01:52.82] Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed, [01:56.22] Have homosexual sex [01:57.58] Unless of course you were given the consent to join in [02:00.98] Then of course, it's intercourse [02:03.50] And it's bisexual sex [02:05.01] Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions [02:08.86] Either before, during or after performing the act of that which [02:13.04] Is normally referred to as such, more commonly known phrases [02:16.86] That are more used by today's kids [02:19.23] In a more derogatory way but [02:21.55] But who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say? [02:24.96] Let's ask Dr. Dre [02:26.88] Dr. Dre? (What up?) [02:28.17] I gotta question if I may? (Yeah) [02:29.67] Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah) [02:33.37] And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) [02:35.87] But, up, I ain't done yet [02:37.92] In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt [02:40.71] While he reaches in another grown man's ass [02:43.65] Grabs on his nuts but just what if [02:46.25] It was never meant it was just an accident [02:48.69] But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in [02:51.56] His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it [02:54.19] But his little weenie flinched just a little bit [02:56.93] And I don't need to go in into any more details but [02:59.68] What if he pictured it as a female's butt? [03:02.44] Is that gay? I just need to clear things up [03:05.28] 'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because [03:08.26] 'Cause I ain't got no legs! [03:11.24] Or no brain, nice to meet you [03:16.37] Hi, my name is, [03:18.87] I forgot my name! [03:21.46] My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame [03:24.76] My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is, [03:27.77] Rain man [03:30.15] You find me offensive, I find you offensive [03:32.47] Shit, this is the same verse I just did this [03:35.42] When am I gonna come to my good senses? [03:37.40] Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses [03:40.13] My spider sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby [03:43.76] And my plan is to get him next [03:46.14] And open up a whip ass canister [03:48.29] Goddamn it Dre where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah) [03:51.44] Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it [03:54.43] This is the only thing that I'm good at [03:56.54] I am the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic [04:00.10] Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it [04:02.59] I got it, high fived Nick Lachey [04:05.07] Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away [04:07.83] And she flew around the room like a balloon [04:09.94] I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna [04:12.12] Out the trash can and zoom I [04:13.21] Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch [04:15.99] With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich [04:18.72] And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense [04:21.53] I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit [04:24.77] 'Cause I ain't got no legs [04:27.25] Or no brain, nice to meet you [04:32.62] Hi, my name is [04:35.32] I forgot my name! [04:37.78] My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame [04:41.39] My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is [04:44.51] Rain man [04:45.73] 'Cause I [04:50.86] Yo, Rain Man [04:57.16] Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre, super dope beat maker two thousand [05:03.19] Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million [05:06.53] Nine hundred and seventy three thousand [05:09.38] Four hundred and sixty three [05:11.29] And seventy (Yeah) [05:12.57]