Eminem, Sway & King Tech - Get You Mad

[00:03.33] Yo, mic-check (My dick!) [00:05.09] Testing, one, two… fuck [00:06.56] My dick… my nuts… [00:09.63] My attitude is worse than [00:10.92] N.W.A's was [00:11.98] I'll battle you over [00:13.25] Stupid shit [00:14.09] And diss people who [00:15.12] Aain't have shit to do with it [00:15.96] Like Cool J does (my tattoo!) [00:17.14] You see me standin' [00:18.22] Outside of your buildin' [00:19.03] Screamin': "Puffy is good, but [00:20.10] Slim Shady is for the children!" [00:21.56] I look at my life in a new light [00:23.81] Fuck it, give me two mics [00:24.99] I write songs for me, [00:26.08] Fuck what you like [00:27.09] You probably hear me [00:28.40] Rap half-hearted [00:29.09] ‘Cause I don't like rap anyway [00:29.97] I'm just tryin' to get [00:31.04] My porno career started [00:32.02] Every place and event—been [00:33.69] There, done that [00:34.93] Shit, Dre stuck me in a [00:36.47] Suitcase when he went [00:38.01] Want a deal? [00:38.86] Study these five chapters [00:39.91] Lesson 1: Throw demos as hard [00:41.55] Aas you can at signed rappers [00:42.99] Lesson 2: Face 'em and diss 'em [00:44.48] (what up, dawg?) [00:45.50] Don't give 'em a demo; [00:46.39] Kidnap 'em [00:47.02] And make 'em come to [00:47.76] Your basement and listen [00:48.48] (come on, you're coming with me, [00:49.43] motherfucker check this out) [00:50.43] Lesson 3: Get a job at a label [00:51.03] Switch demos with Canibus [00:51.69] And put yours on the owner's table [00:53.40] Lesson 4: Know you heard this before [00:56.44] "Hey, let me get your number! [00:57.28] I'll call you tomorrow for sure [00:58.44] Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed [00:59.92] Get the whitest A&R [01:01.59] You can find (hey dude, come here) [01:03.04] Pull him aside and rap as whack as you can [01:04.41] Lesson 5: Get a hook-up at Jive [01:05.70] Dress up like I.C.P. and have [01:07.36] Them come see you perform live [01:08.79] And that's the key, [01:11.13] But when you see me on the street [01:12.00] I ain't givin' you shit, bitch, [01:12.85] Don't even bother askin' me [01:14.16] Toilet water splashes me [01:16.13] Right in the ass when I'm spittin', [01:16.94] 'Cause I'm always shittin' [01:18.35] When I'm rappin', like Master P [01:19.58] (UNNNGGGGH) [01:20.31] Got a blowjob from Paula Jones [01:21.28] And stuffed it so far in her mouth [01:22.77] My balls broke both of her collarbones [01:24.72] Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah [01:26.63] Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, [01:28.28] Mono and gonorrhea [01:29.95] And all three of my [01:30.86] Main girls said "See ya!" [01:31.83] ‘Cause Brandy and Monica walked in [01:33.18] And caught me fuckin' Aaliyah [01:34.48] I splish-splash while [01:35.97] I'm takin' a bath [01:36.88] Grab a handful of pills, [01:37.99] Break 'em in half, [01:39.09] Take 'em and laugh [01:40.10] White trash, fuckin' [01:41.29] Your wife in the ass [01:42.14] While you're out siphonin' gas [01:43.55] For your lawn mower [01:44.44] To cut the grass [01:45.39] So if I hurt your self-esteem and [01:46.54] You get dissed too bad [01:47.55] (Yo, why you diss me?) [01:48.28] You know I just be sayin' [01:49.09] That to get you mad [01:50.41] And when I rap about a [01:52.08] Buncha shit you wished you had [01:53.04] (A big dick!) [01:53.68] You know I just be sayin' [01:54.56] That to get you mad [01:55.72] I can't listen to that song, [01:57.04] That shit's too sad [01:58.41] You know I just be sayin' [01:59.75] That to get you mad [02:00.89] He'll never make it, his [02:02.09] Wrist is slit too bad [02:03.42] (Nurse! Nurse!) [02:03.90] You know I just be [02:05.40] Sayin' that to get you mad [02:07.25] What a wonderful day! [02:08.34] I should go outside and play [02:09.47] Ain't no need to sit inside [02:10.57] The house and hibernate [02:11.81] Hi, Renée! I was just [02:12.97] About to toss a live grenade [02:14.95] In your driveway and [02:15.77] Drive away [02:17.00] Are you afraid of a blade [02:18.20] Made of a razor with AIDS? [02:19.09] Blood drippin' from it [02:19.96] Rippin' your stomach [02:20.84] Like a paper mâché [02:21.90] You talk a lot of shit, [02:23.34] But you was never ill though [02:24.78] I'm sick enough to beat [02:25.64] You to death with a [02:26.54] Feather pillow [02:27.24] Tipped over some cows, [02:28.30] Just for a joke and a laugh [02:30.08] Jumped up, choked a giraffe [02:30.86] Snapped his neck and [02:31.65] Broke it in half [02:32.58] Wagin' wars, [02:33.61] Went on stage [02:34.39] And sprayed Cage [02:35.25] With Agent Orange [02:36.11] And wiped my ass [02:36.96] With his page in Source [02:38.11] The demon is here, [02:39.18] Ssteamin' this year [02:39.99] I rip [Mystikal's] voice box [02:41.04] Out and scream in his ear [02:43.22] It's not a gimmick, bitch—i [02:44.41] t's an image, I live it [02:45.76] Give a fuck? I don't know [02:46.65] What a fuck is to give it [02:47.64] "Yeah, I don't think this guy is well" [02:49.89] I'm high as hell, I'll beat [02:51.07] You with a live cat [02:52.57] When I'm swingin' [02:53.54] Him by his tail [02:54.30] I'll fuckin'… I'll fuckin'… [02:55.19] Lay your nuts on the dresser [02:57.14] Just your nutsack by itself [02:58.57] And bang them shits [02:59.80] With a spiked bat [03:01.12] Cut your neck off and [03:02.09] Ssew your head right back [03:03.52] And leave you like that [03:04.73] You just triggered a prick [03:05.60] Who just mixed liquor [03:06.42] Who's itchin' to [03:07.25] Leave you disfigured [03:08.00] And stiffer than [03:09.01] Chris-stiff-er Reeves [03:10.22] I was teethin' with [03:11.16] Strep throat [03:11.97] While your mother [03:12.80] Was breastfeedin' [03:13.40] And gave her the [03:13.96] Flesh-eatin' disease [03:14.55] I'm iller than takin' a hammer [03:16.00] And beatin' your knees [03:17.47] And walkin' through [03:18.14] South Central L.A., bleedin' in jeans [03:19.12] (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) [03:20.83] Wakin' up the next day in [03:21.42] Breathin' machines [03:22.20] Flashin' back to bein' shot [03:23.56] And repeatin' the scenes [03:24.97] On how you just got smoked; [03:26.81] And if you do live [03:27.75] You'll be too scared to tell it, [03:28.64] Like a Biggie and Pac joke [03:29.98] So if I hurt your self-esteem [03:31.24] And you get dissed too bad [03:32.64] You know I just be sayin' [03:33.55] That to get you mad [03:34.67] And when I rap about a [03:35.98] Fat bitch that you wished you had [03:37.62] You know I just be sayin' [03:38.78] That to get you mad [03:39.71] I can't listen to that song, [03:41.34] That shit's too sad [03:42.96] You know I just be sayin' [03:44.22] That to get you mad [03:45.45] He'll never make it, his [03:47.01] Wrist is slit too bad [03:47.92] You know I just be sayin' [03:49.44] That to get you mad [03:50.94] I know that makes you [03:53.88] Real mad, don't it? (Uh, huh) [03:55.63] That's right [03:57.89] Slim Shady (Yo) [03:59.47] Sway & Tech [04:01.42] Spraying wreck (Bitch!) [04:02.94] And we don't give a heck, [04:04.84] Or a damn, or a fuck, or a shit [04:08.48] So suck my mothafuckin' dick [04:11.54] Wake up, Charl I'll tell you [04:13.69] What it mean to me [04:15.78] Mean hard beats, hard rhymes, B-boys [04:17.72] Hip-hop, baby, all the way [04:19.36]