Eminem - Cum On Everybody

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[00:13.76] Alright, ay turn my headphones up [00:16.88] My favorite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead [00:22.36] Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob [00:24.45] Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve [00:26.93] You thought I was ill and now I'm even more so [00:28.94] Shit I got full-blown AIDS and a sore throat [00:31.40] I got a wardrobe with an orange robe [00:33.48] I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs at your show [00:35.84] I just remembered that I'm absent-minded [00:38.39] Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it [00:40.73] I'm freestylin' every verse that I spit [00:43.08] 'Cause I don't even remember the words to my shit [00:45.11] I told the doc I need a change in sickness [00:47.46] And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis [00:49.75] Put my LP on your Christmas gift list [00:52.06] You want to get high? Here, bitch, just sniff this! 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[01:30.89] I'm bored out of my gourd [01:32.63] So I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford [01:35.20] Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard [01:37.46] Who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket [01:39.69] One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet [01:42.27] I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage [01:44.79] And if you ever see a video for this shit [01:47.04] I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit [01:49.40] Cum on everybody [01:50.51] Get down tonight [01:51.49] Cum on everybody [01:52.41] Get down tonight [01:53.72] Cum on everybody [01:54.70] Get down tonight [01:56.03] Cum on everybody [01:57.15] Get down tonight [01:58.30] Cum on everybody [01:59.32] Get down tonight [02:00.62] Cum on everybody [02:01.55] Get down tonight [02:02.92] Cum on everybody [02:03.86] Get down tonight [02:05.20] Cum on everybody [02:06.29] Get down tonight [02:07.65] Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit [02:09.68] Cause they think that I'm a mothafuckin' Beastie Boy [02:11.89] So I told 'em I was Mike D [02:13.46] They was like "Gee, I don't know, he might be!" [02:15.74] I told 'em "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert" [02:17.84] "I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness Monster" [02:20.14] "Peace out", then I jetted to the weed house [02:22.54] Smoked out till I started bustin' freestyles [02:24.88] Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick [02:27.94] Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick [02:30.31] Made a couple of crank calls collect [02:32.37] "It's Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?" 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