Eminem - If I Had

[00:02.51] "Life" by Marshall Mathers [00:06.19] What is life? [00:07.63] Life is like a big obstacle [00:09.43] Put in front of your optical to slow you down [00:11.77] And every time you think you've gotten past it [00:13.43] It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground [00:17.24] What are friends? [00:18.85] Friends are people that you think are your friends [00:21.04] But they're really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors [00:26.19] So just when you think you're close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking [00:31.70] What is money? [00:33.19] Money is what makes a man act funny [00:35.56] Money is the root of all evil [00:37.67] Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down [00:42.63] What is life? [00:43.95] I'm tired of life [00:45.44] I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins [00:48.82] I'm tired of committing so many sins [00:50.98] Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins [00:54.29] Tired of never having any ends [00:56.41] Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and Mini Thins [00:59.95] I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins [01:03.11] Tired of not having a deal [01:04.97] Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel [01:08.36] Tired of drowning in my sorrow [01:10.58] Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo [01:14.47] I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off [01:17.43] I'm tired of jobs startin' off at $5.50 an hour [01:20.21] Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off [01:22.64] I'm tired of being fired every time I fart and cough [01:25.60] Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck, driving me berserk [01:30.82] I'm tired of using plastic silverware [01:33.23] Tired of working at Builder's Square [01:35.34] Tired of not being a millionaire [01:37.25] But if I had a million dollars [01:39.01] I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics [01:43.07] If I had a magic wand [01:44.69] I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john [01:48.87] If I had a million bucks [01:50.50] It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks [01:54.67] If I had one wish [01:56.15] I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss [01:59.78] I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor [02:02.64] Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store [02:05.43] I'm tired of not having a phone [02:07.22] Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one on [02:11.18] Tired of not driving a BM [02:13.37] Tired of not working at GM [02:15.35] Tired of wanting to be him [02:16.76] Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM [02:19.86] Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum [02:22.45] Tired of not being on tour [02:24.40] Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour [02:28.67] I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones [02:31.01] Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns [02:34.28] Tired of being stared at [02:35.83] Tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat [02:38.78] Tired of stepping in clubs, wearing the same pair of Lugz [02:41.82] Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs [02:45.65] Tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill as me [02:48.33] Sayin' they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me" [02:51.41] And I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs [02:54.07] Tired of JLB saying "Where Hip-Hop lives" [02:57.17] But if I had a million dollars [02:58.96] I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics [03:03.02] If I had a magic wand [03:04.58] I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john [03:08.73] If I had a million bucks [03:10.39] It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks [03:14.44] If I had one wish [03:16.02] I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss [03:20.68] Y'know what I'm saying? [03:22.40] I'm tired of all of this bullshit [03:25.20] Telling me to be positive [03:26.62] How am I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive? [03:29.92] Y'know what I'm saying? [03:31.63] I rap about shit around me, shit I see [03:33.91] Y'know what I'm saying? [03:34.70] And right now I'm tired of everything [03:36.87] Tired of all this player-hating that's going on in my own city [03:40.26] Can't get no airplay [03:41.35] Y'know what I'm saying? [03:43.42] But hey, it's cool though [03:45.68] Y'know what I'm saying? [03:47.21] I'm just fed up [03:49.82] That's my word [03:50.83]