Eminem - Big Weenie

[00:02.49] I don't understand [00:04.63] Why are you being so mean? [00:07.50] You're a mean, mean man [00:11.46] You're just jealous of me [00:12.69] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do [00:13.87] So instead of just admitting it [00:15.99] You walk around and say [00:18.14] All kinds of really mean things [00:19.40] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie [00:21.61] But it's only 'cause you're [00:23.09] Just really jealous of me [00:23.91] 'Cause I'm what you want to be [00:25.12] So you just look like an idiot [00:26.50] When you say these mean things [00:28.33] 'Cause it's too easy to see [00:29.25] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [00:31.50] Alright, listen, I need you to focus [00:35.23] I need you to go dig deep in your mind; this is important [00:38.22] We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts [00:40.85] I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment [00:43.72] Now, I need you to open your mind; your eyes, close them [00:46.96] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis [00:49.70] For the next four and a half minutes [00:51.99] We are going to explore into your mind [00:53.55] To find out why you're so fucking jealous [00:55.38] Now, why did they make Yoo-hoo? [00:56.89] Hippity ga-ga boo-boo [00:58.05] Psych, I'm kidding [00:59.34] I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' [01:00.84] Okay, now I need your undivided attention [01:03.34] Sir, I have a question [01:04.74] Why do I always sense this undeniable tension? [01:06.49] From the moment that I enter into the room [01:10.34] It gets all quiet and whispers [01:11.72] Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned? [01:14.67] I've been dying to ask; it's been itchin' at me [01:16.52] Is it just because [01:18.03] You're just jealous of me [01:19.04] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do [01:20.66] So instead of just admitting it [01:22.07] You walk around and say [01:23.39] All kinds of really mean things [01:24.98] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie [01:27.82] But it's only 'cause you're [01:29.52] Just really jealous of me [01:31.28] 'Cause I'm what you want to be [01:32.48] So you just look like an idiot [01:33.70] When you say these mean things [01:35.00] 'Cause it's too easy to see [01:36.06] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [01:39.23] Alright, now I, I just flubbed a line [01:42.16] I was going to say something extremely important [01:44.82] But I forgot who or what it was; I fucked up [01:47.75] Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot; no, I didn't [01:50.75] That's just what you wanted to hear from me [01:52.58] Is that I fucked up, ain't it? [01:54.07] But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper [01:56.36] It doesn't take a bunch of takes [01:58.07] Or me to stand here in this booth all day [01:59.86] For me to say the truth, okay? [02:01.22] You're droolin', you have tooth decay [02:02.71] Your mouth is open, you're disgusting [02:04.15] What the fuck d'you eat for lunch [02:05.44] A bunch of sweets or something, what? [02:06.78] You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch? [02:08.35] Your tooth is rotten to the gum [02:09.50] Your breath stinks; wanna chew some gum? [02:10.82] "Yes I do, sir; what am I on?" [02:12.18] You, sir, are on truth serum [02:13.63] "Marshall, I'm so jealous of you" [02:15.38] "Please say you won't tell nobody" [02:16.96] "I'd be so embarrassed; I'm just absolutely terrified" [02:19.03] "That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying" [02:20.67] "All these terrible, evil, and awful mean things" [02:23.17] "It's my own insecurity" [02:24.46] You're just jealous of me [02:26.36] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do [02:27.66] So instead of just admitting it [02:29.16] You walk around and say [02:30.56] All kinds of really mean things [02:31.92] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie [02:34.89] But it's only 'cause you're [02:36.14] Just really jealous of me [02:37.65] 'Cause I'm what you want to be [02:38.84] So you just look like an idiot [02:40.19] When you say these mean things [02:41.63] 'Cause it's too easy to see [02:42.92] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [02:45.14] Alright, now, we, we're going to conduct [02:49.20] That experiment that we were talking about earlier [02:51.98] Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy [02:55.17] 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like; want to check to see? [02:58.12] Here's a mirror; notice the resemblance here? [03:00.53] Wait, let me put these sunglasses on [03:02.12] Now look in this mirror; how about now? [03:04.01] What do you have in common? [03:05.69] You're both green with envy and [03:07.41] look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em [03:08.93] You look like I sound like, singing about weenies [03:10.67] Now take my weenie out of your mouth [03:13.75] This is between me and you; I know you're not happy [03:16.12] I know you'd much rather see me lying [03:18.42] in the corner of a room somewhere crying [03:20.98] Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying [03:23.79] There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is [03:27.20] Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges [03:30.13] Why're you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless [03:32.86] Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous [03:36.26] My point is this: [03:37.59] That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink [03:40.42] Now I forgot what the is, you're just a. [03:42.68] You're just jealous of me [03:44.08] 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do [03:45.46] So instead of just admitting it [03:46.83] You walk around and say [03:48.43] All kinds of really mean things [03:49.94] About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie [03:52.77] But it's only 'cause you're [03:54.25] Just really jealous of me [03:55.79] 'Cause I'm what you want to be [03:56.88] So you just look like an idiot [03:58.23] When you say these mean things [03:59.56] 'Cause it's too easy to see [04:00.90] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [04:05.27] Get the fuck off my dick [04:17.08]