Eminem - I'm Shady

[00:03.09] Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? [00:08.02] Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl? [00:10.06] Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl [00:12.07] Sold a billion tapes and still screamed "Fuck the world!" [00:15.05] Slim Shady, so come and kill me while my name's hot [00:18.06] And shoot me 25 times in the same spot [00:21.00] I think I got a generation brainwashed [00:23.07] To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot [00:26.03] Stop they blood flow until they veins clot [00:29.00] I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch [00:31.07] Purple haze and acid raindrops [00:34.05] Spike the punch at the party and drink pop [00:36.02] Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top [00:39.00] Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop [00:41.05] You gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you [00:43.01] So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you [00:45.07] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:51.01] I'm your brother when you need [00:53.06] Some good weed to set you free [00:55.08] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin [01:01.09] I'm Shady! [01:06.07] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful [01:10.00] I like birds, bees, I like people [01:12.03] I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful [01:15.01] Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool [01:17.01] The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike [01:20.08] While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like [01:22.00] 'Cause this is how I am in real life [01:25.05] I don't want to just die a normal death, no I wanna be killed twice [01:27.05] How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat [01:30.05] When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet? [01:32.05] So bring the money by tonight cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life [01:36.08] I try to keep it positive and play it cool [01:40.02] Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school [01:43.02] 'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better [01:46.03] Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a "fuck you letter" [01:48.08] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [01:53.03] I'm your brother when you need [01:55.00] Some good weed to set you free [01:57.02] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin [02:01.02] [02:07.03] I'm Shady! [02:09.08] I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it [02:11.07] Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit [02:14.05] People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it [02:16.09] That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit [02:19.03] But they love it when you make your business public [02:22.07] So fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject [02:24.06] And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it [02:27.05] 'Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it [02:29.03] Well, I do take pills, don't do speed [02:32.05] Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed [02:35.04] Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer [02:38.00] I just wanna make a few things clear [02:40.06] My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitchin' [02:42.07] And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin' [02:45.01] It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested [02:48.08] I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested [02:50.05] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets [02:54.01] I'm your brother when you need [02:56.03] Some good weed to set you free [02:59.01] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin [03:05.26] [03:09.07] I'm Shady! [03:14.09] I told you I was Shady [03:18.09] Y'all didn't believe me [03:21.87] [03:24.09] I'm Shady! [03:26.02] And that's my name [03:30.63]