Eminem - My 1st Single

[00:02.67] Ohh! [00:05.18] Yeah! [00:08.43] So much for first single on this one [00:11.53] Shady's the label [00:12.68] Aftermath is the stable [00:13.96] That the horses come outta-erra [00:15.22] Of course we're about to stir up [00:16.67] Some shit thick as Ms. Butterworth's syrup [00:18.72] It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves [00:20.56] Just for no reason other than-uh just to tease him [00:22.70] Cause he was his biggest fan [00:24.07] He used to be Superman [00:25.53] Now we're pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him [00:28.46] "Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again [00:30.76] Fucker [00:31.31] I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said!" [00:33.79] It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show [00:36.23] Ready get set, let's go [00:37.62] Here comes the buckin' bronco stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street [00:40.68] Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm 'bout to blow [00:43.32] So look out below, Geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos [00:46.33] I'm on a roll, around and around I go [00:48.64] When will I stop I don't know [00:50.83] Tryna pick up where The Eminem Show left off [00:52.59] But I know [00:53.59] anything's possible [00:54.39] Though I'm not gonna top what I sold [00:56.06] I'm at the top of my game [00:57.66] That shit is not gonna change [00:58.93] Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team [01:00.94] I'll get away with murder [01:02.54] I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today [01:04.32] We keep the Mark Furman tapes [01:05.97] In a safe, locked them away [01:07.58] Better watch what you say [01:09.30] Just when you thought you were safe [01:10.44] Them fuckers got you on tape [01:11.71] You swear to God you was playin' [01:13.27] Whether or not you was little Joshua [01:14.46] Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same [01:17.07] Cuz one day it could cost you your name [01:19.37] And this was supposed to be my first single [01:22.23] But I just fucked that up so [01:24.80] Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle [01:28.03] Slap a bitch and smack a ho [01:30.60] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle [01:33.32] That you hear on your radio [01:36.33] But shit's about to hit the shingle [01:39.24] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No [01:41.74] erra Oh Ah [01:42.71] erra Oh Ah [01:44.46] erra Oh Ah [01:45.88] erra Oh Oh Ah Ah [01:47.56] Oh Ah [01:48.69] erra Oh Ah [01:50.07] erra Oh Ah [01:51.45] erra Poo Poo Ca Ca [01:53.38] Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills [01:55.94] And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare naked [01:58.42] chicka-chicka-chicka [01:59.52] Janine just turned 15 and used a fake ID [02:01.58] to sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly [02:03.57] Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive [02:06.44] Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free [02:09.46] Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled to cherish [02:12.15] Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks [02:14.84] Hickory dickory Dirk Diggler [02:16.70] Look at me work wizardry with these words [02:19.16] Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken [02:21.11] Or chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka jer-jer-jerkin' the chain [02:23.57] 22 jerks in a jerk circle [02:25.43] Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute [02:27.38] What am I sayin', allow me to run it back and rewind it [02:30.11] rrrbb [02:31.44] Wait [02:31.93] Lemme ask you again [02:32.81] Am I just jerkin' your chain [02:34.06] Am I berzerk or insane [02:35.47] Or am I just one of them damn amateurs [02:37.15] Workin' the damn camera filmin' one of them [02:39.61] Paris Hilton homemade pornos [02:41.47] Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle [02:43.52] chicka-chicka [02:44.49] Just recently somebody just discovered [02:46.43] Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin' [02:48.82] When they were just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club [02:51.37] And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them [02:53.89] Cause they coulda sworn someone said "nuh-" [02:55.50] And then tried to erase and record over it [02:57.81] But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the [03:00.92] uhh-uhh and then they come-to find out it was-Justin [03:04.62] sayin' "I'm gon-na come" 'n' this was, su-pposed to be my first single [03:09.40] But I just fucked that up so [03:12.29] Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle [03:15.26] Slap a bitch and smack a ho [03:17.86] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle [03:20.74] That you hear on your radio [03:23.71] But shit's about to hit the shingle [03:26.47] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No [03:29.11] erra Oh Ah [03:30.32] erra Oh Ah [03:31.54] erra Oh Ah [03:33.04] erra Oh Oh Ah Ah [03:34.81] Oh Ah [03:35.85] erra Oh Ah [03:37.48] erra Oh Ah [03:38.73] erra Poo Poo Ca Ca [03:40.46] Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest [03:42.95] And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it [03:45.39] All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number [03:48.32] It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick [03:51.36] And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me [03:54.27] Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key [03:57.05] And I'll be sure to get back [03:58.56] As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre [04:00.90] Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!) [04:02.47] So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken [04:05.23] Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock bawka-bi-kaw [04:08.20] Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick [04:10.77] And stick a dick in your mouth [04:12.25] I'm done you can fuck off [04:13.62] fucka-fuck offf! [04:14.40] And this was supposed to be my first single [04:17.35] But I just fucked that up so [04:19.82] Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle [04:22.87] Slap a bitch and smack a ho [04:25.81] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle [04:28.56] That you hear on your radio [04:31.28] But shit's about to hit the shingle [04:34.29] Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No [04:36.77] erra Oh Ah [04:37.91] erra Oh Ah [04:39.43] erra Oh Ah [04:40.81] erra Oh Oh Ah Ah [04:42.71] Oh Ah [04:43.78] erra Oh Ah [04:44.90] erra Oh Ah [04:46.45] erra Poo Poo Ca Ca [04:48.65]